January 2012
just woke up
hate myself
December 2011
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I don’t like this expression ‘First World problems.’ It is false and it is...
– Nigerian author and artist Teju Cole (via xkimberlyx)
i’m beginning to think that wherever they went tonight, my brother and his girlfriend took the damn remote with them because THEY WOULD.
and of course i’m the kind of person who, when they lose something, will not stop until they find it? So now I’ve been searching for an hour and it’s 4am.
hahaWOOO
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kissingcactus asked: I'M GOING SURFING BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE UR FACE.
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only my brother would hook our cable back up, which has been disconnected for months, watch cartoons for half an hour, and then somehow lose the remote he used to change it off the video channel we had it on by the time I came back home.
it’s fucking astonishing.
and now I can’t play the fucking xbox.
Are White People Racially Oppressed? →
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Reblog if your penis is enchanted.
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i’m such a fuck-up.
do i ever think before i speak?
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
wussypillow:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It was a widely misinterpreted movie, I think…. People tend to say, “Why didn’t...
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt on (500) Days of Summer
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS.
(via ladiebear)
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am i just like the best at saying the worst thing...
kissingcactus:
-__________________-
no it’s okay, that’s me. :)
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blogsaretough:
i’m funnier than normal people but not as funny as funny people
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
kangaroos
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but...
– Lance Armstrong (via quote-book)